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      08-30-2018, 10:10 AM   #45
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Once... I drove the speed limit.
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Borrowed a friends E39, had sex in the back seat at an airport, then on the hood / trunk...

Told my buddy and he said I was lucky I didn't look in the backseat with a blacklight before I did that...
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Borrowed a friends E39, had sex in the back seat at an airport, then on the hood / trunk...

Told my buddy and he said I was lucky I didn't look in the backseat with a blacklight before I did that...
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This is just a small game I came up with while reading other posts. Its common sense what not to talk about and of course obey the rules as well.

Well up to date the wildest thing i've done so far is drifting into an ally and coming out with no damage woot >:]

LOL even if its going over 1 mph over the speed limit I guess that counts... but come on live a little you have a BMW!
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I'm gonna have to say I ate a burrito hoping not to have any of the condiments fall out of it
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I'm gonna have to say I ate a burrito hoping not to have any of the condiments fall out of it
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Driving up an icy hill in a snowstorm passing stuck jeeps
BTDT. On summer tyres, Continental PremiumContacts, up Hammers Lane in north London following a slithering Range Rover. A few moments here and there, but no problems with plenty of looking ahead, no stamping at the gas pedal like others do, making use of momentum and trying to avoid slowdown through anticipation.

Another crazy-ass thing I did in my BMW the other day was drive normally and with the flow of traffic from A to B.
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Wildest, if not most dangerous, has been at Watkins Glen - going through turn 10 w/o braking, or burning down the last of my brake pads on my first solo session are probably the highlights. Or getting passed at 120mph by an E30 that looked like a parts car....
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Be me with my first BMW. Horsing around in a parking lot in the winter getting it as fast as I could and yanking the hand brake. On the way out the exit is a sharp left. I floored it and tried to drift the corner. Instead I launched the car up a snowbank and came within a foot of a tree. Managed to back off the snowbank and drive away unscathed. Don't be me.
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      11-01-2018, 11:25 PM   #62
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Waaaaaay too risky in the car...
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140 on The Mass Pike around Newton in my 135.
With the windows down and the moonroof open.

A little piece of paper, probably a receipt for something, went briefly airborne in the cockpit and hovered between me and my passenger.
Then it simply disappeared.
It's amazing how quickly unsecured rubbish disappears at 140 mph.
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157mph, I have used back seat for several hot dates.
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Once... I drove the speed limit.
Shocking. I'll do you one better -

I brought home a trunk (boot) full of groceries.
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      11-06-2018, 01:44 PM   #66
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leaving the dealer and then...

I just left the dealer with my new X5, but since I am not used to the sensitivity of the heavy horsepower that underlies the gas pedal, when I turned my first corner with the car, I peeled out accidentally, and some nice African american lady screamed at me while she was walking her dog because I freaked her out



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