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      12-11-2015, 12:43 PM   #9395
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That job sucks. Shouldn't be hard to automate the line, kick back with a cocktail, and feel that warm liquid slide down your throat.
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after reading that comment....I need a shower...
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after reading that comment....I need a shower...
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Dildo factory may be dream job for some.
I'll suggest that for an episode of "How it's made".
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after reading that comment....I need a shower...
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      12-11-2015, 01:04 PM   #9402
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I'll suggest that for an episode of "How it's made".
I heard they search female job testers...
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I heard they search female job testers...
Belgie getting close to 1,000 rep points.
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      12-11-2015, 01:12 PM   #9404
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Belgie getting close to 1,000 rep points.
Yeah I saw that too...But I will push you too my friend , I'll keep an eye on your comments and I'll hit the button .
Of course only for friends
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after reading that comment....I need a shower...
Did you give up smoking again?
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      12-11-2015, 01:32 PM   #9406
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Yeah I saw that too...But I will push you too my friend , I'll keep an eye on your comments and I'll hit the button .
Of course only for friends
Go, Phil, go!
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Go, Phil, go!
You got enough..You received probably 1,000 rep-points from me
BTW...How are you ?
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You got enough..You received probably 1,000 rep-points from me
BTW...How are you ?
I'm well, thanks. Unlike your Japanese taskmasters, mine is generous enough to give me a day off and I'm just running errands and drinking tons of mediocre coffee.

This weekend, I planned a 267 mile drive through a mix of back road twisties and speed runs to blow some carbon off the motor. It won't be as nice a drive through the Ardennes, but hopefully it'll be faster. Google says 5 hours, 6 minutes, but I'm estimating 3.5 without stuff like flying off a cliff or exploding in a ball of fire or going to jail

How does your weekend look?
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I'm well, thanks. Unlike your Japanese taskmasters, mine is generous enough to give me a day off and I'm just running errands and drinking tons of mediocre coffee.

This weekend, I planned a 267 mile drive through a mix of back road twisties and speed runs to blow some carbon off the motor. It won't be as nice a drive through the Ardennes, but hopefully it'll be faster. Google says 5 hours, 6 minutes, but I'm estimating 3.5 without stuff like flying off a cliff or exploding in a ball of fire or going to jail

How does your weekend look?
After the Noro-virus I'm back in top shape ,while I worked my ass off this week I really hope they leave me alone for the weekend .
Can't stand it anymore ...like this whole week starting at 4:30 AM (zombie-week) but I've no choise because it's a 24/7 company but think without a job here is Belgium it's even worse ...

Yeah...The Ardennes in summer are fantastic and some roads and twisties I know , so I could push it even more and actually I would love to drive with you through the Belgian Ardennes ..

Be carefull with your twisties out there ..specially if you don't know the roads and twisties , I'm planning always my brake pedal if I don't know the turn because you know and you can see where the turn starts but never where he ends...that's the case in the Ardennes with the forests ...
Anyway enjoy but be carefull
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