What's your 1st World Problem?

ContactPatch · 03-18-2019, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cbmmm3

those pesky NCAA basketball bracket decisions !!!!!!

All you need to know is: Gonzaga.

Greg75 · 03-18-2019, 08:10 PM

MCs are stuck in the wrong city; have to rent a truck and make a run from house in Vegas to bring my Ducs back to Santa Monica for summer rides.

pz619 · 03-18-2019, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Altra

Man this happened to me just yesterday! But luckily, this one didn't explode on my face, it bounced off and landed on passenger chair. I think it died...well, I poked at it a bit and it didn't move...ended up picking it up by the wing and dropping it out the window.

Something about opening the windows while moving seemed to have sucked all of them inside. I’m not exaggerating when I say at least 5 got sucked in. Also, they seem to be dusty for some reason. When I was throwing carcasses out I noticed there was this fine multi colored powder. Definitely one of my stranger weekends.

TTBear · 03-19-2019, 12:31 AM

This thread is hilarious.

:

It has been winter here for...well....all winter. As such, I have had to put away my Lamborghini Huracán since late October, buy a set of winter wheels and tires, and daily drive my M2C. Every. Single. Day.
On icy, snow-packed roads. With DSC off, ALL the time, because I have a stick, and the automatic rev match thing is sacrilege to me.
This results in me going into lurid, semi-unintentional power drifts, going around most corners. It is virtually intolerable, and thank god spring is here, so I can stop this torture.
The only respite I have, is to lower myself to drive my wife's X6M that's tuned to almost 700hp.

I am thinking about seeking counselling for my rotten lot in life.

Obviously, kidding, as every single day, I am thankful for how fortunate we have been, but this thread was too amusing not to contribute.

Thanks, OP

TTBear · 03-19-2019, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Houbi

Have to watch movies on a tiny 75" Sony 4K HDR Reference TV while waiting for the Sony 4K HDR projector to return from repair to finally enjoy the Dolby Atmos home theater on the 125" stewart filmscreen again

(At least I am aware of how decadent that is...)

Ooooooooo

My heart bleeds for you hahahaha

Would love to see your set up!!

///M Houbi · 03-19-2019, 12:55 AM

No Atmos Setup at that time. Picture taken right after moving in 4 years ago.

Poochie · 03-19-2019, 01:17 AM

I lost my phone and was forced to watch porn on an iPhone 5 with a cracked screen, in line at Starbucks today

A 4K HDR projector with Atmos surround sound, streaming brother/sister role-playing must be what heaven is like..

///M Houbi · 03-19-2019, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Poochie

I lost my iPhone X and was forced to watch porn on an iPhone 5 with a cracked screen, at the line in Starbucks today

A 4K HDR projector with Atmos surround sound, streaming brother/sister role-playing must be what heaven is like..

It is. Except some cock's the size of your arm...

:

Pilot-Z · 03-19-2019, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pz619

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Originally Posted by Altra

Man this happened to me just yesterday! But luckily, this one didn't explode on my face, it bounced off and landed on passenger chair. I think it died...well, I poked at it a bit and it didn't move...ended up picking it up by the wing and dropping it out the window.

Something about opening the windows while moving seemed to have sucked all of them inside. I’m not exaggerating when I say at least 5 got sucked in. Also, they seem to be dusty for some reason. When I was throwing carcasses out I noticed there was this fine multi colored powder. Definitely one of my stranger weekends.

Pollen yo...

COChris · 03-19-2019, 11:44 AM

The M2 CS!

goku7 · 03-19-2019, 05:37 PM

mine is a weird mixture of 1st world and 3rd world problems.

pay all cash for m2c and signed up for euro delivery but cannot leave the US or Trump might not let me back in due to me being on work visa.

arciga18 · 03-19-2019, 09:41 PM

Got an offer for 2k off msrp on m2comp. (I was shocked!!)

But got a lowball offer on my trade. Lol

Robin_NL · 03-20-2019, 04:09 AM

(Pre)ordered an IWC watch, releasedate june 19 but dealer states eta oct nov.....

Cheers
Robin

///M Houbi · 03-20-2019, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Robin_NL

(Pre)ordered an IWC watch, releasedate june 19 but dealer states eta oct nov.....

Cheers
Robin

Now my heart is bleeding for you!

Project_F87 · 03-20-2019, 09:51 AM

I have an M2 sitting in my garage, yet I am growing very impatient for my M2C that is about to get on a ship to be sent over... #FWP

Project_F87 · 03-20-2019, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pilot-Z

Pollen yo...

Not pollen, the wings of butterflies are covered in very tiny and loosely-bound scales that seem like talcum powder if you pick one up from its wings. The scales are meant to protect and lubricate the wings and come off very easily if disturbed from normal flight activity, i.e. smashing into one's face while they're doing pulls in an M2C lol

Gorro47 · 03-20-2019, 10:22 AM

Not having a gt4 alocation, then having a M2 CS alocation, then a gt4 alocation, now i have to buy a m2 cs and or a gt4. f my life...
Still don´t know which one to buy...

pizza240 · 03-21-2019, 01:51 PM

My #1 first world problem with my car:

I don't like how the M2C's wiper controls differ from my old M240i's:
I miss the BUTTON for putting it into "auto-sensing rain mode" rather than the new 1 notch up on the stalk for auto.
Why? Because if I have it on auto and want a quick wipe, I have to click down two notches then back up one to kick it back into auto rather than just one down. FML, am I right?

Tag · 03-21-2019, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pizza240

My #1 first world problem with my car:

I don't like how the M2C's wiper controls differ from my old M240i's:
I miss the BUTTON for putting it into "auto-sensing rain mode" rather than the new 1 notch up on the stalk for auto.
Why? Because if I have it on auto and want a quick wipe, I have to click down two notches then back up one to kick it back into auto rather than just one down. FML, am I right?

Just toggle up once which changes the sensitivity, but also initiates one sweep of the wiper, then click it back down. Just saved you one click.

evolved///M · 03-21-2019, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tag

Just toggle up once which changes the sensitivity, but also initiates one sweep of the wiper, then click it back down. Just saved you one click.

Edit - nevermind - I misunderstood.

pizza240 · 03-21-2019, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tag

Just toggle up once which changes the sensitivity, but also initiates one sweep of the wiper, then click it back down. Just saved you one click.

Thanks! Still one more 'click' than it used to require.
What a hellish nightmare this world is.

Tag · 03-21-2019, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pizza240

Thanks! Still one more 'click' than it used to require.
What a hellish nightmare this world is.

Indeed, we must to stick together.

03-18-2019, 08:10 PM	#24
Greg75 Enlisted Member 132 Rep 42 Posts Drives: BMW M2C LBB DCT Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0) Garage List 2019 BMW M2 Competi ... [0.00]	MCs are stuck in the wrong city; have to rent a truck and make a run from house in Vegas to bring my Ducs back to Santa Monica for summer rides.
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03-19-2019, 12:31 AM	#26
TTBear Captain 415 Rep 860 Posts Drives: '20 Huracán/'19 M2Comp/'23 X4M Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (6)	This thread is hilarious. : It has been winter here for...well....all winter. As such, I have had to put away my Lamborghini Huracán since late October, buy a set of winter wheels and tires, and daily drive my M2C. Every. Single. Day. On icy, snow-packed roads. With DSC off, ALL the time, because I have a stick, and the automatic rev match thing is sacrilege to me. This results in me going into lurid, semi-unintentional power drifts, going around most corners. It is virtually intolerable, and thank god spring is here, so I can stop this torture. The only respite I have, is to lower myself to drive my wife's X6M that's tuned to almost 700hp. I am thinking about seeking counselling for my rotten lot in life. Obviously, kidding, as every single day, I am thankful for how fortunate we have been, but this thread was too amusing not to contribute. Thanks, OP __________________ "Anima sana in corpore sano"
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03-19-2019, 12:55 AM	#28
///M Houbi Major 1653 Rep 1,237 Posts Drives: M2 Competition Join Date: May 2018 Location: Switzerland iTrader: (0) Garage List 2019 M2 Competition [0.00] 2003 E46 330Ci [0.00]	No Atmos Setup at that time. Picture taken right after moving in 4 years ago. Attached Images __________________ Instagram \| M2 Competition Build Thread \| A tribute to my E46 330Ci
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03-19-2019, 01:17 AM	#29
Poochie Luxury at the redline :) 9103 Rep 7,563 Posts Drives: 2016 M2 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NYC iTrader: (3)	I lost my phone and was forced to watch porn on an iPhone 5 with a cracked screen, in line at Starbucks today A 4K HDR projector with Atmos surround sound, streaming brother/sister role-playing must be what heaven is like..
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03-19-2019, 11:44 AM	#32
COChris Captain 889 Rep 739 Posts Drives: M2C Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: West iTrader: (1)	The M2 CS!
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goku7 Second Lieutenant 173 Rep 245 Posts Drives: 2020 BMW M2C ED 08/2019 Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (0)	mine is a weird mixture of 1st world and 3rd world problems. pay all cash for m2c and signed up for euro delivery but cannot leave the US or Trump might not let me back in due to me being on work visa.
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03-19-2019, 09:41 PM	#34
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03-20-2019, 04:09 AM	#35
Robin_NL S0THPAW 8715 Rep 7,846 Posts Drives: HS M2 Competition Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Netherlands iTrader: (0)	(Pre)ordered an IWC watch, releasedate june 19 but dealer states eta oct nov..... Cheers Robin
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03-20-2019, 09:51 AM	#37
Project_F87 Captain 1231 Rep 845 Posts Drives: 2020 M2C LBB 6MT Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Palmdale, CA iTrader: (0)	I have an M2 sitting in my garage, yet I am growing very impatient for my M2C that is about to get on a ship to be sent over... #FWP __________________ Instagram: @Project_F87
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03-20-2019, 10:22 AM	#39
Gorro47 Private 35 Rep 58 Posts Drives: BMW 125d, FocusRs17,E39m5, etc Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Portugal iTrader: (0)	Not having a gt4 alocation, then having a M2 CS alocation, then a gt4 alocation, now i have to buy a m2 cs and or a gt4. f my life... Still don´t know which one to buy...
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03-21-2019, 01:51 PM	#40
pizza240 Lieutenant 792 Rep 457 Posts Drives: 2023 M3 Competition xDrive Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	My #1 first world problem with my car: I don't like how the M2C's wiper controls differ from my old M240i's: I miss the BUTTON for putting it into "auto-sensing rain mode" rather than the new 1 notch up on the stalk for auto. Why? Because if I have it on auto and want a quick wipe, I have to click down two notches then back up one to kick it back into auto rather than just one down. FML, am I right?
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