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      02-14-2019, 12:31 AM   #3345
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Their current iterations are pure crap... They make a killing overseas however as wealthy Asians like to drive what they think is American luxury brand... Kinda embarrassed by that, not gonna lie but also find it hysterical at the same time...

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      02-14-2019, 03:18 AM   #3346
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Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?
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      02-14-2019, 06:37 AM   #3347
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      02-14-2019, 09:44 AM   #3348
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      02-14-2019, 03:58 PM   #3349
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      02-14-2019, 05:47 PM   #3350
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Hooters has a promo where if you take a pic of your ex and let them shred it, you get free wings

guess who's going to hooters with the boys because we all have a midterm tomorrow
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      02-14-2019, 06:06 PM   #3351
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Hooters has a promo where if you take a pic of your ex and let them shred it, you get free wings

guess who's going to hooters with the boys because we all have a midterm tomorrow
I believe you have to buy 10 wings and then you get an extra 10 free, at least that's what I heard on the radio.
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      02-15-2019, 02:15 PM   #3352
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Update: Got her some things she likes for Valentine's Day, including roses (She likes roses). She was very happy and we spent time together.

I still get kisses from time to time, but not much else. She's a great catch, but I can't keep this up forever. If I don't start seeing the possibility of starting a real relationship soon or getting more benefits, I'm going to have to end it. Otherwise, it's just frustrating and I can't keep doing this to myself. I marked my calendar. Lol.

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      02-15-2019, 02:17 PM   #3353
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Well done.

Just this morning, I was arguing that we shouldn't celebrate Valentines Day if she was not going to observe the March "holiday" being Steak and BJ day.

She advanced the view that just because I made up a day in March doesn't make it as significant as Valentine's Day. Counsel for the defence proposed that my opinion on what constitutes a day of celebration is in no way inferior to whoever it was that first made up Valentine's day and thus equal weighting should be given to both.

The jury is still out. But counsel for the defense is already considering avenues of appeal based on the looks received to their closing arguments.

Defence could use some help from the forums. Any female input that could destroy her case? bimmette and Lups ? Otherwise, I think I might lose this one. And I do truly hate losing.
Tell her you know a chick who's father-in-law bought a brand new chainsaw today and cut her hair. That sentence will keep her busy for long enough that she won't be haunting you and if she tries to skip the bj and steaks day, remind her of that again.
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      02-15-2019, 02:30 PM   #3354
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Update: Got her some things she likes for Valentine's Day, including roses (She likes roses). She was very happy and we spent time together.

I still get kisses from time to time, but not much else. She's a great catch, but I can't keep this up forever. If I don't start seeing the possibility of starting a real relationship soon or getting more benefits, I'm going to have to end it. Otherwise, it's just frustrating and I can't keep doing this to myself. I marked my calendar. Lol.

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If she kisses you she wants more. Usually.
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Update: Got her some things she likes for Valentine's Day, including roses (She likes roses). She was very happy and we spent time together.

I still get kisses from time to time, but not much else. She's a great catch, but I can't keep this up forever. If I don't start seeing the possibility of starting a real relationship soon or getting more benefits, I'm going to have to end it. Otherwise, it's just frustrating and I can't keep doing this to myself. I marked my calendar. Lol.

Judge away.
This is where you should initiate a conversation with her and explain how you feel. At this point if what you are doing is causing issues for you and she isn't in a place where she can commit, then you should stop. Never put yourself at risk for someone else if it causes you mental instability.
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      02-15-2019, 02:37 PM   #3356
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If she kisses you she wants more. Usually.
She seemed to enjoy doing other things, but it's been off the table for a while now. I think she's in some sort of moral fight with herself or she's crazy. Either way, I can't keep being a girlfriend with a penis.
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This is where you should initiate a conversation with her and explain how you feel. At this point if what you are doing is causing issues for you and she isn't in a place where she can commit, then you should stop. Never put yourself at risk for someone else if it causes you mental instability.
I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
Valid. You can't waste your life waiting on possibilities. It either is or it isn't. No amount of waiting will change that and you have better things to do.
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
Tell her you’ll settle for a steak and a bj day... like soon. Let us know what she says.
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      02-15-2019, 05:43 PM   #3360
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
Are you 16? Dump that bitch and move on.
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
I mean, if you give it more time endless things *could* happen...

idk when the date is set for you, but i'd say to reconsider if more than a few weeks from that conversation and/or keep your options open.
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      02-15-2019, 09:15 PM   #3362
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March 1st my friend. I'm going to miss that delicious food she makes.
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Are you 16? Dump that bitch and move on.
Ha ha. Good advice.
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My escapades are well documented here. If she doesn't want sex in the first two or three dates move on
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      02-15-2019, 10:38 PM   #3364
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My escapades are well documented here. If she doesn't want sex in the first two or three dates move on
Doc, the difference in his case though is that she likes him but probably has emotional issues and probably needs to take it slow as her ex-husband died. If he truly cares about her and she's awesome in every other way, I think he should give it a few more weeks.
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March 1st my friend. I'm going to miss that delicious food she makes.


Ha ha. Good advice.
thats a good deadline my man, hoping for the best.

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Doc, the difference in his case though is that she likes him but probably has emotional issues and probably needs to take it slow as her ex-husband died. If he truly cares about her and she's awesome in every other way, I think he should give it a few more weeks.
i see where youre coming from, but relationships are a two way street
from what he says he clearly has made moves only to be turned down, i think what he has in mind is completely valid, why should he put in the effort if she's not willing to?

i can only imagine its hard to lose your wife/husband but (even though i dont know how much time passed) i feel like our friend with the m3 also can't make sense of it. call me too young but if this woman has had a husband, and our friend here has done himself well to get an m3 i'd assume they're at least 35-40; time is too valuable to just waste waiting on people
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She seemed to enjoy doing other things, but it's been off the table for a while now. I think she's in some sort of moral fight with herself or she's crazy. Either way, I can't keep being a girlfriend with a penis.
you may want to subscribe to a thread here "Wack off Wednesday" seems like it's helping out the guys in there a lot i'll help you out and give you the link

https://f10.5post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1295411
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