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      01-26-2020, 08:43 PM   #111
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They’ve sent me the graphs via email but not seeing it. I’ll have to ask them for it.

The way the car pulls up top is just insane compared to stock. The gentleman that posted before was a passenger on local roads and didn’t feel anything outside of 3rd gear. 4-6th is where you really feel what a real difference it makes. I’ve roll raced several stock and tuned f10/12/13 as well as stock and tuned f90s.

Everyone has been impressed. It’s very impressive for an otherwise stock, minus exhaust, M2C.
Dude. Stop it. Post the dyno results. We know all about your butt dyno.
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Well I have now had the car on the dyno twice and it’s making over 500 to the wheels. With 15% drivetrain loss it is indeed making claims.

It’s also faster 60-130 than an f90 m5 via dragy times. Believe it or not. I don’t really care

Best 3k I’ve ever spent. I’ll say it again.
haha such a clown... Mods need to just delete you and your 5 accounts.

This guys made all these stupid claims on the M5 boards and said he got a dragy but delivered it to the wrong address and then said he ran it but didn't want to post his 60-130 until he got new tires and then hasn't posted in 2 weeks.. lmao

Yet, he claims to have Dynos and now 60-130 times but refuses to post proof.

So, I check out M2 little brothers over here and he's pulling the same crap..


No offense to M2 owners but saying your Noelle tuned M2 is faster than F90's 60-130 is a stretch. There isn't even one in the top 100 on Dragy.

Carry on boys, but don't listen to this troll
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Well I have now had the car on the dyno twice and it’s making over 500 to the wheels. With 15% drivetrain loss it is indeed making claims.

It’s also faster 60-130 than an f90 m5 via dragy times. Believe it or not. I don’t really care

Best 3k I’ve ever spent. I’ll say it again.
Just go away, really, I mean it--go away; don't respond; don't get flustered; don't tell us you don't care; don't talk about supporting data we know you don't have... you're nothing but an irritant with your subjective BS. I think my 6-year old could sum you up nicely--"liar liar pants on fire". He could probably outrun you, too, from a dig on his Batman trike.

Seriously, fess up with some stats or pi$$ off.

PS: congrats--it takes some serious verbal sewage to irritate me... at least you can add that to the stash of garbage accomplishments you keep under whatever bridge your troll-arse lives under.

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      01-27-2020, 12:31 AM   #114
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Best thread I've read in a while lol. This guy sounds like a used car salesman at this rate. One thing is for sure, no one in their right mind would buy this tune. Reputation has been trashed.
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      01-27-2020, 02:13 AM   #115
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What are you babbling about? I have a draggy, and even if I didn't, what would I compare with? A fictional car with a fictional tune with no slips, draggy or dyno?

How many accounts do you have anyways?
Cool your jets mate. Im not a Noelle shill and if you read half this thread and the 2-3 others you would know.

I miss quoted you and not the guy above you on the previous post. The comment was meant for a guy saying he had a ride along in a Noelle M2C. Funny how none of them can produce any numbers.
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      01-27-2020, 04:16 PM   #116
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      01-27-2020, 06:00 PM   #118
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Bro, I don’t need to prove anything to you. Anyone who has asked for a ride has got one. And hasn’t been disappointed. Dogged another f90 otw to DC today.

Results dont lie, but yes trolling YOU has been fun @ limey and the other M5 tards.

Those who have taken a ride and want the numbers. Just text me.
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Bro, I don’t need to prove anything to you. Anyone who has asked for a ride has got one. And hasn’t been disappointed. Dogged another f90 otw to DC today.

Results dont lie, but yes trolling YOU has been fun @ limey and the other M5 tards.

Those who have taken a ride and want the numbers. Just text me.

LMAO, are you 12 bro?
Why not post your Dragy and Dyno? I'll tell you why

Either you don't even own an M2 or your times are horrible.
Because if any single person on this board bragged as much as you do about their tune and how fast their car is and that it's faster than an F90 and got ripped on and doubted as much as you do. The first thing they would do was post proof to shut everyone up and prove their point.

You son, are a troll and need to find a new bridge to live under. If I worked for Noelle I would actually contact the admin of this board and ask to have your threads removed because all you have done is create a bad name for them when it's quite possible their tunes are decent.

Grow up and find a new hobby. I'm guessing you would be good at catfishing people. Maybe that can be your next adventure.
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Best thread I've read in a while lol. This guy sounds like a used car salesman at this rate. One thing is for sure, no one in their right mind would buy this tune. Reputation has been trashed.
As far as I know at least 3 people have purchased tunes as a result of a ride along and a couple more likely will.

This certainly has been a fun ride though. I’m very thankful to the forum, for without it I never would have know Noelles name. They really are clearly something special with all this venom being thrown back by folks with not a clue.
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LMAO, are you 12 bro?
Why not post your Dragy and Dyno? I'll tell you why

Either you don't even own an M2 or your times are horrible.
Because if any single person on this board bragged as much as you do about their tune and how fast their car is and that it's faster than an F90 and got ripped on and doubted as much as you do. The first thing they would do was post proof to shut everyone up and prove their point.

You son, are a troll and need to find a new bridge to live under. If I worked for Noelle I would actually contact the admin of this board and ask to have your threads removed because all you have done is create a bad name for them when it's quite possible their tunes are decent.

Grow up and find a new hobby. I'm guessing you would be good at catfishing people. Maybe that can be your next adventure.
I would. But I don’t know how. Also I don’t really care what you think. I’m in the DC area right now. If anyone wants a ride just PM me. I can show you the numbers on my phone.
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Bro, I don’t need to prove anything to you. Anyone who has asked for a ride has got one. And hasn’t been disappointed. Dogged another f90 otw to DC today.

Results dont lie, but yes trolling YOU has been fun @ limey and the other M5 tards.

Those who have taken a ride and want the numbers. Just text me.
LMAO--sure you did. Results don't lie... but you do. The only folks you've taken for a ride are those that believed you for a short period.

If you are paid by Noelle--they deserve a refund because you've single-handedly destroyed their reputation. If you're not paid by Noelle, then you've single-handedly destroyed their reputation for free by being a douche and a general waste of Internet bandwidth.

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… even the dictionary recognizes you for what you are.

Now be a good boy, zip it and go running (well, driving... just slowly) back home to whatever bridge your troll-arse lives under.
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      01-27-2020, 06:21 PM   #123
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I would. But I don’t know how. Also I don’t really care what you think. I’m in the DC area right now. If anyone wants a ride just PM me. I can show you the numbers on my phone.
LMAO, we gave you step by step instructions in the other thread how to upload. Or you can simply hit "Share" on your Dragy and it will post your times on the Dragy leaderboard. Email them to me from your phone then I'll upload um, but wait you don't know how to email either.

You have an excuse for everything and not one of them is legit. Go home catfish boy. Mamma is calling

Leave the tech talk to the guys that actually have the cars, mods, and tunes and know how to share a screen shot. lol

You're messing with a companies reputation at this point
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LMAO, we gave you step by step instructions in the other thread how to upload. Or you can simply hit "Share" on your Dragy and it will post your times on the Dragy leaderboard. Email them to me from your phone then I'll upload um, but wait you don't know how to email either.

You have an excuse for everything and not one of them is legit. Go home catfish boy. Mamma is calling

Leave the tech talk to the guys that actually have the cars, mods, and tunes and know how to share a screen shot. lol

You're messing with a companies reputation at this point
Exactly... email is not my forte. Regardless, I’m trolling you. So that wouldn’t make any sense now would it.

Anyone who knows me and is generally not a dick, I have no problem sharing with.
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Exactly... email is not my forte. Regardless, I’m trolling you. So that wouldn’t make any sense now would it.
Yayyyy--that's the first honest thing you've said.

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Anyone who knows me and is generally not a dick, I have no problem sharing with.
I imagine we could count on one hand how many people know you (or would admit it)… and I'm quite sure you've had all kinds of problems sharing whilst growing up... actually, I'm jumping the gun a bit--did you grow up yet?
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Yayyyy--that's the first honest thing you've said.



I imagine we could count on one hand how many people know you (or would admit it)… and I'm quite sure you've had all kinds of problems sharing whilst growing up... actually, I'm jumping the gun a bit--did you grow up yet?
No, stop hurting my feelings!!!!!! I’m 16yo and my daddy bought me the M2c for my first ride. Relax you’re not the only one. Daddy wasn’t happy when I pulled on his m5c in 40/60 rolls with my Noelle tune either
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No, stop hurting my feelings!!!!!! I’m 16yo and my daddy bought me the M2c for my first ride. Relax you’re not the only one. Daddy wasn’t happy when I pulled on his m5c in 40/60 rolls with my Noelle tune either
16? Mental age, right--was that professionally diagnosed?

I don't like pulling on my Daddy, I prefer to look outside immediate family. But, with you, that does explain a lot. You have my sympathy... granted, not much--you're too much of a juvenile douchebag but I'm a bit of a Saint.
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I just want to clarify for the on lookers... this has been an ongoing slug fest with a few on the m5 board. I highly respect your vehicles. I do not respect your attitudes toward something we were all learning about. I do indeed have concrete figures backing up what many of us thought and experienced In initial testing. Several others have the tunes and haven’t posted because of the BS onslaught that would likely be upon them.

For that reason alone. I’ll only share the data with those I know for now. When the right time comes it will be shared with everyone, as I hope you all will go buy this thing. It’s fricken awesome, and you’ll be just a giddy
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I just want to clarify for the on lookers... this has been an ongoing slug fest with a few on the m5 board. I highly respect your vehicles. I do not respect your attitudes toward something we were all learning about. I do indeed have concrete figures backing up what many of us thought and experienced In initial testing. Several others have the tunes and haven’t posted because of the BS onslaught that would likely be upon them.

For that reason alone. I’ll only share the data with those I know for now. When the right time comes it will be shared with everyone, as I hope you all will go buy this thing. It’s fricken awesome, and you’ll be just a giddy
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Pi$$ off.

Your gob-smackingly obvious lies and woefully-lame attempt at justifying your position present your feckless nature in equal measure (PM me if you need help unpacking an adult sentence... I won't respond but it'll be fun).

You've screwed Noelle royally--consider the sheer number of unique-user views that are now looking elsewhere for a tune... because of you.

You're a juvenile in the worst sense of the word. Now do as you're told and GO AWAY.
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All this and still no dyno? Sounds like a shill...looks like a shill...must be a shill.
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