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      01-15-2020, 04:11 PM   #1
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I smiled because

OK, still with hints of recent "threads" but what made you smile today?


I was driving downtown, stopped at a light. It's COLD for The 'Nard, upper 50s. 2 youngun, probably not yet 5, boy and girl. She has on some animal one-peice that includes a hood, he has on a sweatshirt. He's holding the adult's hand, and she's pushing him from behind as they cross the street. They were giggling their ASSes off, and I couldn't help but smile.
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Your avatar made this so much better
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It started to rain!!!
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It started to rain!!!
Hallelujah! I can't imagine what it's like for you all down there, but I'm glad mother nature is helping. Hope it all gets taken care of brother!
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Hallelujah! I can't imagine what it's like for you all down there, but I'm glad mother nature is helping. Hope it all gets taken care of brother!
Thanks for your thoughts!
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because I didn't have to take the train to work today which meant I was able to drive the M
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It started to rain!!!
It's rained on and off all day here in Brisbane, and rain is forecast for the rest of the week, happy days. Lets hope that they get some out west.
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The new chick sent me pictures...
Ahhh....I remember those days!
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Ahhh....I remember those days!
The, "pretty good life", but a person who loves you and a family is better.
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Just before dawn, I'm walking back thru the parking lot with my mocha. Older (even than me or MK) gentleman is walking his dog

We (dog and I) lock eyes. Then turn back. I looked back again, so did the dog. 3 times

We must be soul mates, ships passing in the night
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the minute i step inside my castle, my 3yr old prince says daddy i miss u...hugs me and 1yr old princess tries to crawl fast towards me and grabs my leg and stands up. pulls on my jacket to pick her up. my queen kisses me hi, puts hot plate of food on table.
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Just before dawn, I'm walking back thru the parking lot with my mocha. Older (even than me or MK) gentleman is walking his dog

We (dog and I) lock eyes. Then turn back. I looked back again, so did the dog. 3 times

We must be soul mates, ships passing in the night
(Get off their lawn!!!!)
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The, "pretty good life", but a person who loves you and a family is better.
True. It was an adjustment as I'm a pretty independent guy and my wife really tries too hard to take care of me.

She will leave a cup and coffee "K" cup out so that when I leave in the morning, it's all right there. Or have a fresh towel and everything setup for me when I get home.

It's like she's always 2 steps ahead of me!
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I don't know that I have smiled today.

......how can I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today? Suicidal Tendencies fans....you're welcome. That shit will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

On a serious note, extremely tired and dependent on affiance today more so than normal. My erotic nocturnal activities are worth the lack of sleep.
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True. It was an adjustment as I'm a pretty independent guy and my wife really tries too hard to take care of me.

She will leave a cup and coffee "K" cup out so that when I leave in the morning, it's all right there. Or have a fresh towel and everything setup for me when I get home.

It's like she's always 2 steps ahead of me!
Sounds like she's a keeper. Don't screw it up!! If so the BP Posse will ride!!!!!
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Sounds like she's a keeper. Don't screw it up!! If so the BP Posse will ride!!!!!
Trying not to....we have been married 10 years last year. I think what makes it work is she is as independent as I am. One thing I hated when dating was a "clingy" woman.

Definitely don't want you guys coming after me!
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