Pick Up Lines =)

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

She put a vert through a car wash? Good thing things worked out the way they did. Obviously shows that she doesn't care about the things she owns

wait.... what? You have never put your vert through a car wash? And based on your comment I am going to assume you believe anyone who puts their convertible through a car wash is a "bad owner". Some of you guys are really out of touch with reality.

XYR03 · 12-14-2010, 08:36 AM

But thoes type of girls make u go broke! Trust me, they don't do it on purpose but u just end up spending way to much cuz everytime you go shopping with they are at highend stores. So for xmas your not getting her anthing from Macys. Next thing u know she has a multicolor wrapped up in a nice brown LV box under a tree.

FML BTW valentines day is only 2 months away. Goodthing u left that one alone bro.

BrokenVert · 12-14-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

wait.... what? You have never put your vert through a car wash? And based on your comment I am going to assume you believe anyone who puts their convertible through a car wash is a "bad owner". Some of you guys are really out of touch with reality.

The brushes rip the fabric...even BMW tells you it's a bad idea ^in the owners manual.
I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.
And yes I do think that.

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

The brushes rip the fabric...even BMW tells you it's a bad idea ^in the owners manual.
I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.
And yes I do think that.

Dirty car in the winter? You are from LI, you are out washing your car in 40 degree weather? If so, you are dedicated and it is commendable. However, the overwhelming majority do not share the same dedication.

BrokenVert · 12-14-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.

Thats what I use in the winter

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

Dirty car in the winter? You are from LI, you are out washing your car in 40 degree weather? If so, you are dedicated and it is commendable. However, the overwhelming majority do not share the same dedication.

saeedg48 · 01-18-2011, 08:20 PM

HAHAH WTF

BTM · 01-18-2011, 08:29 PM

a good handwash is usually only $20...only a few bucks more than you pay for an optioned out autowash

Turbo>NA · 01-18-2011, 09:19 PM

- If we lived in the Breakfast World, I am your cereal and I am your milk and you are my spoon.

CollinsE90 · 01-18-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

- If we lived in the Breakfast World, I am your cereal and I am your milk and you are my spoon.

worst line in the thread imo

TiAg335i · 01-18-2011, 10:41 PM

i don't use pick up lines...i will generally throw a smile at them, if they seem receptive, i say hello, and try to start a conversation.......

i've actually been hit on by several girls in college...they all usually just mention something about the class or assignment...one girl even said im cute in the middle of class...things like that work

Tondtar · 01-18-2011, 11:06 PM

"Wanna go hand bag shopping, babe?"

newdadkel · 01-19-2011, 12:17 PM

A friend of mine that just recently got divorced from an ugly-ass troll has been out smashing like he was 18 or something. (I mean, his ex-wife is fugly, and we never could figure ot how the ended up together in the first place) He posted one on FB that he wants to try for the hell of it:
At a bar/restaurant/club: "Excuse me did you get a speeding ticket on the way here, because you got FINE written all over you!"
I just want to be there when he tries it to see the crash/burn or smash/dash.

yakev724 · 01-19-2011, 12:31 PM

"I'd like to father your children."

NYCGP · 01-19-2011, 01:19 PM

1ForAll · 01-19-2011, 01:32 PM

"you have some great legs. I think I'll name that one christmas and the other Easter. Maybe one day we can meet between the holidays?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick u first"

to a girl with a nice butt in front of you "You have a great future behind you"

In all seriousness, p/u lines are for the guy that has issues with making casual entertaining small talk. As long as you can keep the conversation light and be able to make the smile and laugh, you should be good to go. Sometimes throwing in a cheesy p/u line will make her smile, but you should never lead in with one.

Soul_Glo · 07-26-2018, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Mingwan · 07-26-2018, 10:57 PM

Me: Hey, what’s up?

Girl: Oh hey! What’s up?

Me: My penis.

Works every time.

Never_Enough · 07-27-2018, 08:09 AM

Hi, I'm Bob Ross

Hi, Bob

Wanna fuck?

Wakka · 07-27-2018, 07:01 PM

Epic thread revival. Wow lots of memories comin back from the familiar faces in this thread. Half those peoples are gone.

JamesWWIII · 07-28-2018, 12:04 AM

JamesWWIII · 07-30-2018, 12:01 AM

Monster335 · 08-01-2018, 05:13 AM

How about this one...."Are you a bank loan? Cause you've got my interest."

12-14-2010, 08:36 AM	#112
XYR03 Lieutenant Colonel 123 Rep 1,675 Posts Drives: Cayman S Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (6)	But thoes type of girls make u go broke! Trust me, they don't do it on purpose but u just end up spending way to much cuz everytime you go shopping with they are at highend stores. So for xmas your not getting her anthing from Macys. Next thing u know she has a multicolor wrapped up in a nice brown LV box under a tree.FML BTW valentines day is only 2 months away. Goodthing u left that one alone bro. __________________ [SIGPIC]2015-Cayman S (Can't leave bimmerpost) 2009-E92 M3 2005-E46 M3 1998-E36 M3 2007-E92 328i[/SIGPIC]
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01-18-2011, 10:41 PM	#120
TiAg335i Trance Life 315 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	i don't use pick up lines...i will generally throw a smile at them, if they seem receptive, i say hello, and try to start a conversation....... i've actually been hit on by several girls in college...they all usually just mention something about the class or assignment...one girl even said im cute in the middle of class...things like that work
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01-18-2011, 11:06 PM	#121
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	"Wanna go hand bag shopping, babe?"
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01-19-2011, 12:17 PM	#122
newdadkel Private First Class 58 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	A friend of mine that just recently got divorced from an ugly-ass troll has been out smashing like he was 18 or something. (I mean, his ex-wife is fugly, and we never could figure ot how the ended up together in the first place) He posted one on FB that he wants to try for the hell of it: At a bar/restaurant/club: "Excuse me did you get a speeding ticket on the way here, because you got FINE written all over you!" I just want to be there when he tries it to see the crash/burn or smash/dash.
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01-19-2011, 12:31 PM	#123
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01-19-2011, 01:19 PM	#124
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01-19-2011, 01:32 PM	#125
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07-26-2018, 10:57 PM	#127
Mingwan Major 1893 Rep 1,338 Posts Drives: X1 Individual custom paint Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Kansas iTrader: (0)	Me: Hey, what’s up? Girl: Oh hey! What’s up? Me: My penis. Works every time.
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08-01-2018, 05:13 AM	#132
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