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      02-28-2020, 06:41 AM   #3345
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You can sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" over a cheap walkie-talkie for all I give a shit. Just give us the damn video!
I am very happy I grew up before social media and posting videos. Truth be told, if I had a video of said encounter, I would post it - on mute. Singing is not one of my talents.
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I am very happy I grew up before social media and posting videos. Truth be told, if I had a video of said encounter, I would post it - on mute. Singing is not one of my talents.
I crack a window and feel the cool air cleanse my every pore
As I pour my poor heart out
To a radio song that's patient and willing to listen
My volume drowns it out
Yeah, but that's O.K. cause I sound better than him anyway, any day
Yeah, my voice is as sweet as salt
I search for comfort and I find it where I've found it many times before
Times before can be forgotten
My pile shakes as I hit eighty on the open road
This is an open road song


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      02-28-2020, 08:31 AM   #3347
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My uncle has a country place
That no one knows about
He says it used to be a farm
Before the Motor Law
And now on Sundays I elude the eyes
And hop the turbine freight
To far outside the wire where my
White-haired uncle waits
Jump to the ground as the turbo slows
To cross the borderline
Run like the wind as excitement shivers
Up and down my spine
But down in his barn
My uncle preserved for me
An old machine
For fifty-odd years
To keep it as new
Has been his dearest dream
I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant Red Barchetta
From a better vanished time
We'll fire up the willing engine
Responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime
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      02-28-2020, 10:32 AM   #3348
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      02-28-2020, 10:36 AM   #3349
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I need a side job. Any suggestions?
Online counselor helping people with setting up their dating profiles.





















































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      02-28-2020, 11:03 AM   #3350
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Online counselor helping people with setting up their dating profiles.

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That's actually a decent idea. How the hell would one even get started, though?
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      02-28-2020, 11:33 AM   #3351
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That's actually a decent idea. How the hell would one even get started, though?
OMG, your new tagline "burying my..."
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That's actually a decent idea. How the hell would one even get started, though?
You could be like the pimp on Deuce Bigalow.
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      02-28-2020, 01:18 PM   #3354
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Funny, but looking for serious ideas.
YT channel. Ask bimmette how to get started doing the things you love, and then money just falls from the sky, like free water in California!!!
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Funny, but looking for serious ideas.
YT channel. Ask bimmette how to get started doing the things you love, and then money just falls from the sky, like free water in California!!!
Haha! I wish it was easy! I'm actually unemployed right now (got laid off) and have time to make more videos but I have nothing to film. I will be installing springs soon but waiting for warmer weather!
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Haha! I wish it was easy! I'm actually unemployed right now (got laid off) and have time to make more videos but I have nothing to film. I will be installing springs soon but waiting for warmer weather!
Example links provide in her quote!!!


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YT channel. Ask bimmette how to get started doing the things you love, and then money just falls from the sky, like free water in California!!!
For every 1 rich YT person, there are millions making no $ off it. I really don't have any exciting car shit to put up there and I'm not going to try to be one of these YT prankster dopes.

Also, guys don't care about DIY mod vids from other guys. She gets much more hits b/c female. Sad but true
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For every 1 rich YT person, there are millions making no $ off it. I really don't have any exciting car shit to put up there and I'm not going to try to be one of these YT prankster dopes.
Online dating counselor, COME ON.

The Dr. is IN
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Online dating counselor, COME ON.

The Dr. is IN
THAT I could do, but on video? No one will believe me once they see what I look like
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THAT I could do, but on video? No one will believe me once they see what I look like
You're saying you're extremely ugly?
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You're saying you're extremely ugly?
Just ugly, but I'm funny & intelligent so it evens out I guess
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Just ugly, but I'm funny & intelligent so it evens out I guess
I think advice from a successful dater who's not particularly handsome would have plenty of credibility. Most of us are average looking. Which is, after all, why they call it average.

Dating advice from Brad Pitt or George Clooney would be worthless.
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I think advice from a successful dater who's not particularly handsome would have plenty of credibility. Most of us are average looking. Which is, after all, why they call it average.

Dating advice from Brad Pitt or George Clooney would be worthless.
Solid statement here
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Gentlemen,

Be easy on the young Padawan in this instance. He is still exposed to too many douches, still being in school. It is critical that we provide him guidance and not scorn because of his extremely poor choice. These things happen from time to time and we must take blame, in part, ourselves.

Young Padawan, the next time you're tempted to grab this, Douche Claw, think, what would (Fill in the name of your fav BP-OT member) do in this case. If you begin to succumb to temptation or Douche Pressure, pull out the Prancercise Video and remember your roots.

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for some reason these quotes appeared when i clicked reply - I'll have to go back and reference these

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