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      01-28-2020, 03:46 PM   #155
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... : man—oops, should've said boy—you're monumentally stupid. You're also possibly the worst troll I've encountered. Congrats for being first at something.

Oh, I almost forgot—you're a juvenile liar.

// EDIT: pi$$ off.
You must be a liberal. Always projecting.

You’re in my thread homeboy. You’re the one who should go take a piss, and relieve yourself.
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... : man—oops, should've said boy—you're monumentally stupid. You're also possibly the worst troll I've encountered. Congrats for being first at something.

Oh, I almost forgot—you're a juvenile liar.

// EDIT: pi$$ off.
You must be a liberal. Always projecting.

You’re in my thread homeboy. You’re the one who should go take a piss, and relieve yourself.
TL;DR

Yawn.

Juvenile. Liar.
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Yawn.

Juvenile. Liar.
Right. You’re calling me names, and I’m the child.

Who you pulling for in 2020? Genuinely curious.
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Yawn.

Juvenile. Liar.
Right. You’re calling me names, and I’m the child.

Who you pulling for in 2020? Genuinely curious.
Not name calling; they're attributes you possess in spades (that means "a lot").
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Not name calling; they're attributes you possess in spades (that means "a lot").
Whatever you say pumpkin.
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Whatever you say pumpkin.
Back at ya, tomato.
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mods need to lock this thread
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      01-28-2020, 04:49 PM   #162
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Lock? Perhaps. Delete? Yes—there's no value here.
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Lock? Perhaps. Delete? Yes—there's no value here.
i disagree. I think it has provided much needed LULZ to this forum
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i disagree. I think it has provided much needed LULZ to this forum
Exactly.... I’m still having fun at least.
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At the very least keep it open so no one ever falls for the Noelle tune scam.

Lock it.
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At the very least keep it open so no one ever falls for the Noelle tune scam.

Lock it.
Lol... I don’t think anyone that has the tune thinks its a scam at all. 500whp with just a tune+ other discernible differences in virtually every aspect of vehicle performance seems more like a breakthrough to me. But then again this is the first tuned vehicle I’ve ever owned.

A bm3 m4 owner drove my car though and was utterly wowed.
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All this typing could be saved if you just hit forward on that email. I'll happily post the dyno contents here for everyone to review, while redacting any personal information.

Any other information at this point that isn't in the form of a dyno or other instrumented test should be considered anecdotal, which is to say it shouldn't really be considered at all.
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Lol... I don’t think anyone that has the tune thinks its a scam at all. 500whp with just a tune+ other discernible differences in virtually every aspect of vehicle performance seems more like a breakthrough to me. But then again this is the first tuned vehicle I’ve ever owned.

A bm3 m4 owner drove my car though and was utterly wowed.
btbossman no response to my previous post?

All I'm saying, I would love if my M2c could beat a tesla off the line, best a M5 in the 1/4, and a 720s in the 1/2, all while the owner of Noelle fellates me...
but these are bold claims. And as with all bold claims, tangible evidence is needed. Most of this forum, myself included, would greatly appreciate if you could take the time to share so we can make more informed decisions.
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At the very least keep it open so no one ever falls for the Noelle tune scam.

Lock it.
Lol... I don’t think anyone that has the tune thinks its a scam at all. 500whp with just a tune+ other discernible differences in virtually every aspect of vehicle performance seems more like a breakthrough to me. But then again this is the first tuned vehicle I’ve ever owned.

A bm3 m4 owner drove my car though and was utterly wowed.
You have yet to post any evidence to support your bold claims. No one's buying it.

Until then, you're nothing but a shill.
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btbossman no response to my previous post?

All I'm saying, I would love if my M2c could beat a tesla off the line, best a M5 in the 1/4, and a 720s in the 1/2, all while the owner of Noelle fellates me...
but these are bold claims. And as with all bold claims, tangible evidence is needed. Most of this forum, myself included, would greatly appreciate if you could take the time to share so we can make more informed decisions.
I’m not making any claim besides you will handle stock f10s easily and still pull on f90s.

The rest is all bs. Yes the numbers look good too. And I will share them soon. In the meantime save your money if you’re considering this tune. It will be buying time soon.
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i disagree. I think it has provided much needed LULZ to this forum
Exactly.... I’m still having fun at least.
At Noelle's expense. I'll be sure to let them know you're a smiling douchebag, juvenile liar—I'm sure that'll make it OK.
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I’m not making any claim besides you will handle stock f10s easily and still pull on f90s.

The rest is all bs. Yes the numbers look good too. And I will share them soon. In the meantime save your money if you’re considering this tune. It will be buying time soon.
Yes, my claims were baseless hyperbole, much like your claims without any evidence Look forward to those numbers
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OK--I think it's time I bow out before I actually feel sorry for this chump… and possibly poison these threads moreso than our resident halfwit liar/shill... whatever.

Bye, tomato.
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Yes, my claims were baseless hyperbole, much like your claims without any evidence Look forward to those numbers
I look forward to sharing them with you brother.
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OK--I think it's time I bow out before I actually feel sorry for this chump… and possibly poison these threads moreso than our resident halfwit liar/shill... whatever.

Bye, tomato.
Don’t worry. Jesus loves you.
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