[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Thankfully, I’ve since had the best date of my life. Flew down to see my mom for Thanksgiving in Louisiana on November 21, 2020. Connected with a guy who ironically has been following me on Instagram for over a year. Finally decided to meet up with him. TOTAL GENTLEMAN. Sweet, kind, gorgeous, that southern accent makes me melt. We’ve since had 8 more dates including a 4 day trip to Florida for New Years on the beach. It’s perfect timing since I’m currently moving back to Louisiana this week. Hopefully our dates will continue. Cross your fingers for me.

That's awesome!

The bad experiences always help us appreciate the good ones. If you can handle a few day trip with someone that's usually a good sign! Long weekends and vacations are either relationship killers or they solidify the bond.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

That's awesome!

The bad experiences always help us appreciate the good ones. If you can handle a few day trip with someone that's usually a good sign! Long weekends and vacations are either relationship killers or they solidify the bond.

I agree. I thought it was a bit soon and spur of the moment but I figured why not and I had such a great time. He’s funny, he’s generous, he’s super good looking. What more could a girl ask for?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Because yes, potentially entering a young kid's life as a "step dad" figure (try making that distinction to him/her) and the responsibility that comes with it is avoiding being a man.



This is true, but - find a friend with a flamethrower. That thing creates waterfalls in my experience. Same goes for anything that floats, if your goal is to just get your pp touched it goes a long way. Taking group pics with guys shorter than you also boosts your image. Early quarantine was boring and alone, got to try a lot of things

Oh and the age old advice: "just don't be short or ugly lmao". Write your height in bio, and have a one-liner that's kind of funny

The student has become the master.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He’s funny, he’s generous, he’s super good looking. What more could a girl ask for?

A big wallet?????

[JP10]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Okay here's the thing, he either has money or has MASSIVE debt.

Our second date he invited me to his house, I thought sure why not. On my way there he texts me his gate code. Okay, I'm thinking he lives in an apartment, cool, nothing wrong with that. I pull up to this this 8,000 sq ft house on 14.4 acres. His pool house is bigger than the house I live in! He also has an airplane that he flies when he's not playing golf on the weekends. The condo we stayed at in FL is his beach condo.

I either hit the jackpot with him or he's in debt lol.

Now you're just bragging, a simple "he is well off" would have sufficed.... lol

[Sara]

Originally Posted by JP10

Now you're just bragging, a simple "he is well off" would have sufficed.... lol

Haha, it appears that way.

I really just like him for his dogs.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I agree. I thought it was a bit soon and spur of the moment but I figured why not and I had such a great time. He’s funny, he’s generous, he’s super good looking. What more could a girl ask for?

I'm sure you can think of something.

There is some truth to the below joke after all...


"A woman and her girlfriends are staying at a ladies only hotel for the bachelorette party when the male manager of the hotel says: "if you'd like ladies, you may go to each floor, see what they have to offer, and choose your rooms accordingly. Just remember, you can only go up a floor, not back to an old one."

When the get to the first floor the sign says: full of short, fat, unattractive, stupid men. "let's go to the next floor up."

The second floor sign says: Full of short, buff, attractive, dumb men. "let's go to the next floor".

The third floor sign says: full of tall, unattractive, smart men. "Let's see what's on the next floor" the bride to be says.

On the fourth floor the sign read: full of tall, attractive, smart men for all your personal desires. The ladies decide they want to stay on the fourth floor until they see that the elevator will take them to a fifth floor. "Let's see what kind of hunky men are on the fifth floor".

The fifth floor sign reads: this hotel proves that no matter what the circumstances, women are never satisfied with what's in front of them."

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

My last boyfriend was 5’10”. That’s a good height!

I'm 5'10"

[JP10]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I'm 5'10"

Love it, shoot that shot baby!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Height is very important. You must be a certain height to ride this ride.

No but seriously, I only swipe right on guys who are taller than me in heels. I'm shallow.....and wonder why I'm single.

Used to joke about how I'd never date short girls because "I can't do that to my kids".

Current gf is 5'9 and I was right on that decision, tall girls are awesome

Originally Posted by Sara504

What's the worst tinder/bumble/hinge date you've ever been on?

Took me 23 minutes to get out of it, went to a coffee shop where my buddy worked. At the end as I'm walking out after not even hugging the date girl I tell my friend "that was a horrible date" and she responded "what that was a date?"

Originally Posted by Sara504

We get into the restaurant and the conversation is not great. I'm not into him. He has more botox in his face than I do. It's barely November and the restaurant still has Halloween decorations up. He looks at the wall with cobwebs and looks at me and winks. I didn't catch the reference so then he states "Should we take care of your cobwebs" meaning my lack of sex would make my vagina a cobweb. HOW FUCKING RUDE?!!

im sorry but that's hilarious

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I still don't get who touches someone at the beginning of a first date like that. Probably one of those guys who says "if you're an asshole to women they like you more". Except he's misunderstanding the difference between being a flirty, funny guy who challenges women mentally versus an actual asshole who assaults people.

"Be a dick, not an asshole." If a girl calls you a dick 99% chance she's picking up on you being playful but if you're labeled an asshole it's game over, time to call the boys and share anti-women sentiments over drinks

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm sure you can think of something.

There is some truth to the below joke after all...


"A woman and her girlfriends are staying at a ladies only hotel for the bachelorette party when the male manager of the hotel says: "if you'd like ladies, you may go to each floor, see what they have to offer, and choose your rooms accordingly. Just remember, you can only go up a floor, not back to an old one."

When the get to the first floor the sign says: full of short, fat, unattractive, stupid men. "let's go to the next floor up."

The second floor sign says: Full of short, buff, attractive, dumb men. "let's go to the next floor".

The third floor sign says: full of tall, unattractive, smart men. "Let's see what's on the next floor" the bride to be says.

On the fourth floor the sign read: full of tall, attractive, smart men for all your personal desires. The ladies decide they want to stay on the fourth floor until they see that the elevator will take them to a fifth floor. "Let's see what kind of hunky men are on the fifth floor".

The fifth floor sign reads: this hotel proves that no matter what the circumstances, women are never satisfied with what's in front of them."

HA! I would have stayed on the 4th floor, unless the sign to the 5th floor included dogs.

I'm pretty content right now. He's ridiculously good looking, total gentleman, clearly established, good career, has dogs (and chickens lol), 6'0", southern accent, not balding. I'm not looking for anything else. Already deleted bumble! Just hoping for date #10 once I move there in a week.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I'm 5'10"

Perfect! Are you hot, too?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Perfect! Are you hot, too?

Depends - do you like Jabba the Hutt?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Depends - do you like Jabba the Hutt?

Hard pass

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hard pass

[Sara]

Originally Posted by dinonz

You can't be that bad. Post your photo, let me see.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I agree. I thought it was a bit soon and spur of the moment but I figured why not and I had such a great time. He’s funny, he’s generous, he’s super good looking. What more could a girl ask for?

Those are usually the serial killers. J/K.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

"Be a dick, not an asshole." If a girl calls you a dick 99% chance she's picking up on you being playful but if you're labeled an asshole it's game over, time to call the boys and share anti-women sentiments over drinks

Not always, depends on the context. Usually if it's proceeded by "fucking" like in this thread when Sara504 called the douche guy a "fucking dick".

I've been called an asshole, but it's usually after I say/do something sarcastic or poke fun in a flirty way and they say "you're such an asshole" with that smile and cute laugh. If they yell it or look serious then yes, you are an asshole... or a dick.

There is a big difference between being flirty and poking fun at someone/challenging them mentally versus just insulting them or making them feel uncomfortable.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Those are usually the serial killers. J/K.

So the first two dates, since it was when I was visiting my mom for thanksgiving and I flew to Louisiana, I took my stepdad's truck and his 9mm he keeps in the truck. I'm not meeting or going to some new guys house without any means to protect myself. That's just plain stupid.

Our third-ninth date was when I drove to Louisiana for 6 weeks for Christmas and brought my own car and my own guns in the vehicle lol. I'm a serial killer's worst nightmare. This woman is packing heat. I may be 5'3", but my Glocks all got 147 grain.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Not always, depends on the context. Usually if it's proceeded by "fucking" like in this thread when Sara504 called the douche guy a "fucking dick".

I've been called an asshole, but it's usually after I say/do something sarcastic or poke fun in a flirty way and they say "you're such an asshole" with that smile and cute laugh. If they yell it or look serious then yes, you are an asshole... or a dick.

There is a big difference between being flirty and poking fun at someone/challenging them mentally versus just insulting them or making them feel uncomfortable.

THIS. My Louisiana guy likes to tease me and scare me after we watch a scary movie and I'll call him an asshole when he pops out from around the corner to scare me, but it's all in good fun.

This DC guy up here, is a fucking asshole Douche bag with a capital D. Ugh, I feel sorry for any girl who swipes right on him.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Okay here's the thing, he either has money or has MASSIVE debt.

Our second date he invited me to his house, I thought sure why not. On my way there he texts me his gate code. Okay, I'm thinking he lives in an apartment, cool, nothing wrong with that. I pull up to this this 8,000 sq ft house on 14.4 acres. His pool house is bigger than the house I live in! He also has an airplane that he flies when he's not playing golf on the weekends. The condo we stayed at in FL is his beach condo.

I either hit the jackpot with him or he's in debt lol. He did roll his eyes at me one night in FL. I grabbed the bill and refused to let him pay. He pays for everything! At least let me buy dinner once. He asked me to let him leave the tip and I said nope, it's on me.

Great.....now I have wallet envy.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara504

THIS. My Louisiana guy likes to tease me and scare me after we watch a scary movie and I'll call him an asshole when he pops out from around the corner to scare me, but it's all in good fun.

This DC guy up here, is a fucking asshole Douche bag with a capital D. Ugh, I feel sorry for any girl who swipes right on him.

Teasing/pranking/flirting is good and is what keeps/elevates the sexual tension.

Being an asshole is a major turnoff. One of my female friends described a similar date she had to yours where "he passed the friendzone and went straight to asshole land where he shall never return from".