[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

That's pathetic. Did the suction ever give you an ear ache? Loosen any fillings?

I had one who had a 1-tooth bridge that would fall out from time to time. Was trying to take her home from the club and top off her tank for her but the bridge had fallen out while we were making out in a booth, and we had to search the floor under the booth - at closing time, in the dark, with the bouncer bitching at us to hurry up - to find that goddamned tooth. It was worth it, though.

And caused one of my eyeballs to start twitching! LOL!

We should compile an anthology of our most interesting dating stories! It would be a best seller, at the very least!! I have the feeling that at it's very worst we could be deported!! LOL

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

And caused one of my eyeballs to start twitching! LOL!

We should compile an anthology of our most interesting dating stories! It would be a best seller, at the very least!! I have the feeling that at it's very worst we could be deported!! LOL

That was a particularly sordid affair, in about '88 or thereabouts; that whole fucking decade is just a blur. Another bassist who was about a 2% better bass player and 90% less of a drunk than I was stole a gig from me. This was his on-again, off-again girlfriend. I figured me blowing the carbon out of her pretty much made us even. But I banged his sister too, just to be sure.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

That was a particularly sordid affair, in about '88 or thereabouts; that whole fucking decade is just a blur. Another bassist who was about a 2% better bass player and 90% less of a drunk than I was stole a gig from me. This was his on-again, off-again girlfriend. I figured me blowing the carbon out of her pretty much made us even. But I banged his sister too, just to be sure.

There's nothing wrong with making certain a job is done!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

There's nothing wrong with making certain a job is done!!

Yup. And if you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Sounds like "sugar daddies." Ick.

Noo, they are deeply in love!
I may have looked these guys up and I can tell you your GT will run circles around anything they have.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Interesting that she leads an "exiting" life...and you exited stage left right after. Maybe she foresaw your actions? Maybe lots of people exit her life?



No, but you certainly didn't tell us you were the dullest either!! We are still feeling a little betrayed by your omission. Please post funny picture as penance.

I will bust open the meme folder shortly

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

...
I can tell you your GT will run circles around anything they have.
...

Which means nothing to these women. Or other women for that matter, unless they're car people like my recent ex. That was a nice trait to have in common. I probably won't find that again. She owned about 1400 horsepower, way more than most guys. I'm only a few hundred more than that.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Which means nothing to these women. Or other women for that matter, unless they're car people like my recent ex. That was a nice trait to have in common. I probably won't find that again. She owned about 1400 horsepower, way more than most guys. I'm only a few hundred more than that.

Yeah but do you have any idea how much tail I pulled because I met a guy with an i8 this summer and he was chill with me flexing on Tinder like it was mine? Billionaire doors solve problems

A girl I was head over heels for had a supercharged C5. That may have played a part in me simping heavily which may have turned me bitter but on the bright side I learned a lot from that experience. Since then no car girls for me

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Which means nothing to these women. Or other women for that matter, unless they're car people like my recent ex. That was a nice trait to have in common. I probably won't find that again. She owned about 1400 horsepower, way more than most guys. I'm only a few hundred more than that.

I have actually turned a few women into car people while they dated me & after we broke up.

The last one has a Fiat 124 & she now puts it in car shows...it just has wheels & the GFB BPV that I installed. Hardly a car show worthy vehicle, but whatever.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I have actually turned a few women into car people while they dated me & after we broke up.

The last one has a Fiat 124 & she now puts it in car shows...it just has wheels & the GFB BPV that I installed. Hardly a car show worthy vehicle, but whatever.

Pfff...that's nothing. I turned a half-dozen of my girlfriends into lesbians.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

That's pathetic. Did the suction ever give you an ear ache? Loosen any fillings?

I had one who had a 1-tooth bridge that would fall out from time to time. Was trying to take her home from the club and top off her tank for her but the bridge had fallen out while we were making out in a booth, and we had to search the floor under the booth - at closing time, in the dark, with the bouncer bitching at us to hurry up - to find that goddamned tooth. It was worth it, though.

What the fuck did I just read..

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Yeah but do you have any idea how much tail I pulled because I met a guy with an i8 this summer and he was chill with me flexing on Tinder like it was mine? Billionaire doors solve problems

A girl I was head over heels for had a supercharged C5. That may have played a part in me simping heavily which may have turned me bitter but on the bright side I learned a lot from that experience. Since then no car girls for me

Cars are one way. Back when I was single and in really good shape, I traveled a lot with my friend to fitness expos/contests as he had contracts to show up.

Being at a booth and wearing a tank top.....I was pulling women that lsturbointeg always talks about drooling over at his gym in the other thread.

But then again....these women were there to watch or even compete in the bikini division, so I guess we shared a common interest.

Sort of like what you hear about that goes on in Olympic camps when you put all those people that share a similiar interest in one place.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by premier3is

What the fuck did I just read..

BP-OT at it's finest. THAT is what you just read, my friend!

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

BP-OT at it's finest. THAT is what you just read, my friend!

Maybe I should get back to work..... lol

Edit: I hope you motherfuckers use the mobile app if you guys are sifting thru this thread at work. Some of this shit is wild You guys are hilarious man!

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Let me date everyone here: Who had a Dual NAM cell phone or even knows what one is?

I had a single NAM car phone in the 1980's with two numbers on different carriers. Whenever I crossed the carrier line, I had to punch in *923885# to enter the phone's carrier programming menu and enter the other carrier's system codes into the phone. Today's silly kids don't know how well they have it, never having to tell someone to call the roamer access number for where they are traveling if they needed to reach you.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Analog, big power compared to the devices now, and not much network competition.

I was living on top of a mountain at one point back then, and could make roaming calls from NYC, Philly, and Scranton (in addition to my home system) by driving around to different sides of the ridge. Fun times back in the olden days.....

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Maybe I should get back to work..... lol

Edit: I hope you motherfuckers use the mobile app if you guys are sifting thru this thread at work. Some of this shit is wild You guys are hilarious man!

I'm sporting a MacBook Pro with 2 ancillary 24 inch screens. I'm proudly plastering BP and Prancercise all over the place.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm sporting a MacBook Pro with 2 ancillary 24 inch screens. I'm proudly plastering BP and Prancercise all over the place.

Thank god I work from a home office.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

I had a single NAM car phone in the 1980's with two numbers on different carriers. Whenever I crossed the carrier line, I had to punch in *923885# to enter the phone's carrier programming menu and enter the other carrier's system codes into the phone. Today's silly kids don't know how well they have it, never having to tell someone to call the roamer access number for where they are traveling if they needed to reach you.



I was living on top of a mountain at one point back then, and could make roaming calls from NYC, Philly, and Scranton (in addition to my home system) by driving around to different sides of the ridge. Fun times back in the olden days.....

Whippersnappers! They have no idea how easy they have it. Maybe we should revert back to that technology to regain a foothold on our youth!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Whippersnappers! They have no idea how easy they have it. Maybe we should revert back to that technology to regain a foothold on our youth!

And rotary TV channel changers

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

And rotary TV channel changers

I was my father’s remote control. 2,4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13 and repeat. Twist that dial.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

And rotary TV channel changers

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I was my father’s remote control. 2,4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13 and repeat. Twist that dial.

With the, "clunk, clunk, clunk", between each channel. Good times!!

Don't forget how heavy they were. And OMG...we got a Magnavox with Pong built in!! HOLY CRAP!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I was my father’s remote control. 2,4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13 and repeat. Twist that dial.

Your dad was teaching you how the world works, dear. Everybody's gotta twist some knob for the boss.

[Turkish Pickle]

I once held a cassette, am I one of the cool old guys now?