[Cyberdemon]

Originally Posted by NorCalAthlete

Random off-topic anecdotal note - went and got tested for Covid yesterday, after breaking up with someone who turned out to be an absolute psycho, because after a couple weeks of dating 1. she went psycho and 2. I mentioned I had a dr's appt to get a flu shot and she launched into a spiel about microchips in vaccines and 100% believed it.

I spun the conversation into nasal sprays instead and she was like "oh ok cool I guess I could do that" but I was aghast that she was a dental resident and claimed a wide network of medical professionals yet still believed there were microchips in vaccines and refused to even get a flu shot on that basis...

My wife and her cousin started having this conversation in my living room a few days ago and I had to walk out of the room.

Normally I'd just be a sarcastic dick and ask questions like "Oh really? So the microchip tracks you? Why would they need that though when your phone already does that? Also how do they recharge the microchip? Can they put the microchip in your butt? So many questions Bill Gates should really be answering"

And this is why I needed marriage counseling.