So I was at this party right, and this chick was all eyeballing me like "what's up?" and I was like "hey girl, what's up wit you?" and she's with her bff who's like, all into guys who drive BMW's. So while me and the chick are having aggressive optical intercourse, my ear starts to tingle and feel like its being dipped in warm oatmeal, and the corner of my eye catches the corner of the BFF's eye who's trenulum deep in my earhole. Now I got one eye dancing between the chicks eyes my other eye is kickin it with the BFF's eye, and I'm looking like Igor.
The BFF inquires softly in my soggy ear if I got a "bimma" and I'm all like "nah baby, but I got one on order"... She spins me around and does this thing...
...and I'm like whoa girl, "how did you make your cheek bump out like that" and she's all like "let me show you"...I was like "I don't think that's how you supposed to play a flute"
Seeing how she really didn't have a flute,I believe her tongue was in her cheek.
