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      10-09-2018, 08:34 PM   #106
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Originally Posted by cntzl View Post
... and then some M2C owner will get a chance to drive M2C and M2CS back to back and conclude M2C has much better low end kick and M2CS has lost its soul (oh wait... M2C didn't have any soul to begin with compared to OG M2, nevermind).


I love this!

It's taken me a while, but thanks to Bimmerpost, I now understand the Hindu concept of transmigration, part of the Samsara doctrine of cyclic existence. It goes thus:

1. M2 CS is rumored, and current M2C owners begin debating whether it's worth it to upgrade

2. Car is unveiled with a launch color of Old Bridge Green. 83 Bimmerpost threads appear overnight arguing whether the color is actually a runny pus yellow or if it's a vomit green

3. Stock wheels are newly introduced exclusive 757M with 84 spokes, and weigh 40kg. Each. Tires by Continental

4. Press event takes place at Chicagoland Speedway, a 1.5mi tri-oval Nascar track, in Joliet, IL - conveniently located near the Joliet Penitentiary, should anyone need to visit a wayward uncle

5. As arquitecto pointed out, all reviews begin: "How the M2 should have been all along...”

6. M2 CS shows up on BMW configurator, and 757M wheels come in 2 options: black or gun metal grey. Both wheels actually turn out to be painted porcelain white

7. First ED of M2 CS is a Bimmerpost forum member, who posts pictures and immediately says, "I got her today! Too bad all the rest of you M2C owners are stuck with the M2 Civic!"

8. As cntzl pointed out, "Cptobvious, an M2C owner, will get a chance to drive M2C and M2CS back to back and conclude M2C has much better low end kick and M2CS has lost its soul"

9. Finally, Cptobvious will cave, trade in his M2C for $18k, and purchase the $98k MSRP M2 CS... but also pay an additional $20k market adjustment applied by Braman BMW of West Palm Beach, Florida

10. 1 month after purchase... M2 CSL is announced
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