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Originally Posted by Brigand
How do you know there is a manual car driver in the bar?
He tells you
I actually don't know anyone that can only drive an automatic, pretty much everyone I know learned to drive in a manual and owns one. Mainly big diesels or 3.0l cars are automatics.
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I'd love to say we're not that pathetic, but we are.
The group ass kissing we manual owners do is hilarious, I've never seen that back home in Europe, since for example in my country you don't get a full license without being able to handle a manual. I know only one person with this special license, he lost a leg in an accident and the prosthesis is not good with a clutch.
Here things are different. If i want to be left alone in any social occasion, first thing I blurt is that I'm an atheist, second that I drive an M4, if it's a tough and resilient crowd I tell them it's a manual. Then if that doesn't help, I just tell them my balls are really hairy. Sure, the last one is a lie but nobody has checked or asked to see what's under my skirt.