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Originally Posted by supsup
Millenials 
First off. Congratulations on being able to afford the Honda Civic Type-R of Orange County CA and LA. I’m sure your M3 is your biggest accomplishment thus far by Jersey standards.
Keep reinforcing the stereotype “Dirty Jersey”. Should I make any guesses to the typical person who would include “Dirty Jersey” as their name?
Clown who still lives at home with their parents. And if they don’t they’re in some shitty apartment because their $1,200 car lease won’t let them buy anything. But “cars is life” in Jersey so you have a false narrative of success to portray.
You probably work at some shitty sub shop but have dreams of becoming a stock broker or real estate agent or some other job your type dreams about. When is the next series 7 license test coming? Time to study yet?
You juicing Bro? Probably. Voted for Trump? Probably. Need to belong? Most certainly.
Your M3 is the only thing of value you own. Besides that watch that you also can’t afford. But it sure looks good on the Shore during the summer.
Almost time to put the winter tires on and go snow boarding brooooooo! 
I know your type well. Dirty. And judging by your Avatar you love accusing other people of lying in order to make yourself feel better  See how stereotypes work? 
And get over yourself with the M3 you clown. The new house IS the reason for the M3 for me. I had to be talked down to it. Otherwise I’d be shooting higher.
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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on bimmerpost by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is bimmerpost. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.