Ha, I thought I was becoming cray-cray....couldn't be the only BMW owner with seemingly identical issue:
https://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/a...8;d=1519097421
The OP had the clutch and DMF replaced and still didn't fix the issue (unfortunately he never returned to update the forum how he fixed the issue).
Irks me that I have drivability issues this early on in my ownership...granted I'm the 2nd owner so I don't know how well the original owner took care of the car (signs indicate he was decent as he traded it at a Porsche dealer for a Neunfer...)