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Originally Posted by flybigjet
Step 2 in Colorado- Detail (your frustrations).
Make your detailing appointment (tech bath, ppf repair, ceramic touchup) in January for an April date..... four months of lead time.
Bid (and use up) two rare days off in a row in early March so you'll be home to drop off and pick up the car in April, due to logistics with your job and only being physically home ten days a month.
Have your wife arrange her work schedule to pick you up after dropping the car off.
Find out that it's supposed to snow.... SNOW in Denver the day you're supposed to pick up your car on the date you picked out FOUR MONTHS earlier.
Beg the detailer to store the car until a day next week when you're home and it's not snowing.
The wife's unavailable, so Uber to the shop to pick up the car and drive home.
Check four..... FOUR..... different weather sites on your first "Date Night" after detailing. Weather is forecast clear with zero chance of precipitation.
Drive Wife and girlfriend to fancy wine dinner downtown.
Drive home in rain, sleet and snow, completely destroying the time, effort and money of the detail job.
Welcome to Colorado!
(Sigh.)
R.
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Can’t find the meme but my favorite is still
“April shower brings May fl… F@$& YOU IM COLORADO!”