05-13-2017, 12:08 PM | #12767 | |
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Trees are good for peeing at, banned!
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A white discoverer was non-legal humping once a black beauty somewhere into the bush and got caught by her tribes men. So the chief asked him how hard the expected punishment should be: Slammin' his left nut or bingo-bongo? Slammin' his right nut or bingo-bongo? Cutting of his whole crown juwel case? The man thought short about the pain v/s afterwards consequencies for his body, than decided: Bingo-bongo! The chief smiled mildly, than ordered his men: Bring on the big stick, we have to slam both nuts simultaneously!
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05-13-2017, 04:48 PM | #12771 |
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05-13-2017, 06:33 PM | #12772 |
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I came in just to see your previous ban. Banned.
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05-14-2017, 10:43 AM | #12774 |
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The only intersting episode starts into the temple with stoned pilots, you bother, banned!
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05-14-2017, 11:33 AM | #12775 |
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The said pilots who are stoned in said temple are waiting for their planes to be fixed in the hanger across from said temple to fight against aliens. However, you have delayed the rescue of said pilots who are stoned in said temple.
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05-15-2017, 03:19 AM | #12779 |
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Whakateamona? Banned!
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Thors Hammer contains more beef that you're ever be able to handle, banned!
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