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      02-15-2017, 08:55 PM   #23
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LOL that's because y'all have like dinosaurs down there. Hell everything down under can probably kill and eay you if you aren't careful!
Down here the spiders and snakes fight it out to decide who should kill us!

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/an...03-13tgdf.html
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I love the comment in the article that is so Australian, "it won't kill you" ... like that's how we delineate, shit that kills you and shit that don't.
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I love the comment in the article that is so Australian, "it won't kill you" ... like that's how we delineate, shit that kills you and shit that don't.
That's how we roll down here!

No point worrying about shit that don't kill you, too much other shit that will kill you to worry about.
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Salt, peppar, little olive oil, you're fine. I'm with you on the dinner! But...

Those follow food, and I'd be screaming extremely manly while exiting thw house in a calm manner when I would realize how many rars the house must have nearby.
Small room, small problem. Machete and a broom. Pin, slice, skin, bon apetite.
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Small room, small problem. Machete and a broom. Pin, slice, skin, bon apetite.
And you get an awesome belt.

But the rats. I'd be out of there faster than is acceptable for my tough guy image.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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If he shows up on taco Tuesday he's going to regret the day he ever climbed up that toilet.
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