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      03-23-2016, 12:02 PM   #309
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True I will work on that and get back to you. Today's workout is gonna suck. Out of town for 9 days after today so doing squat, bench and dead til I puke.
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Shiet. Why don't you bring along some resistance bands or a pull-up bar/dumbbells. I usually bring them if I go out of town, even for leisure.


Then again, I kinda go overboard with my routine adherence, I need a social life.
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Yes I am bringing bands along and will likely join a gym for the month I may be there
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Couldn't resist, but that sounds good. I'm sure you could milk a trial period or something and go ham during that time.
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      03-23-2016, 01:21 PM   #314
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Or just take a month of cuz I'm a broken down old man.
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      03-23-2016, 01:23 PM   #315
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Nonsense you are not.
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      03-23-2016, 01:24 PM   #316
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Injuries keeping me from going heavy
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True I will work on that and get back to you. Today's workout is gonna suck. Out of town for 9 days after today so doing squat, bench and dead til I puke.
Went to the gym on Monday after partying for 5 days in FL which included drinking Guinness for 12 1/2 hours straight of St. Paddy's. Talk about almost puking after cardio! I figured I took in over 6000 calories that day. Gotta love that beautiful drink. No hangover the next day. Mother's milk.
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Get my protein fix, And sell my car
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What's your BF% moddie.
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      03-24-2016, 11:09 AM   #322
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Lol you on a roll lately bruh.
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      03-24-2016, 12:06 PM   #323
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No clue. Wife gets it done and hers was 13.5. Mines not super low maybe 10-12
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What's your BF% moddie.
No clue. Wife gets it done and hers was 13.5. Mines not super low maybe 10-12
Yeah I'm sitting around 12.5-13.5% currently, trying to get down to around 10.
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Yeah I'm sitting around 12.5-13.5% currently, trying to get down to around 10.
Pretty sure *he* is 13%. Do you hang around Miami with your friend Crockett, CHUBBS?

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Why does a massage feel good? I mean you're squeezing the muscles it should hurt right?
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      03-30-2016, 11:35 AM   #327
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Depends on type of massage, also hotness of giver. Most men associate massage with sex and bone up for the event.
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I go for the happy endings. Sometimes it's not happy because the new girls clearly need more practice.
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I go for the happy endings. Sometimes it's not happy because the new girls clearly need more practice.
Chaffing?
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Chaffing?
Too firm of a grip. You'd think the poor girl is trying to squeeze a banana out of it's peel by sheer force.
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