Unexpectedly grounded for several months (but the car is OK)

///M² · 06-10-2018, 08:33 AM

Damn that sucks!! Trying to figure out which is more painful, not being able to drive the M2 or being busted up. Get well soon!!

gnx · 06-10-2018, 09:07 AM

Speedy recovery...

McGary911 · 06-10-2018, 09:10 AM

Ouch. Get better. The car will be there when you're upright again.

Fear-Mongrel · 06-10-2018, 09:54 AM

It wasn't a scooter accident at all, was it...What happened, did she catch you in bed with her sister? Her mother? Both?

Everyone always loves to blame scooters & speed bumps.

Speedy recovery, Evel.

TMR013 · 06-10-2018, 09:57 AM

OUCH!
Well there goes my plan to buy a scooter to save W&T on the M2.
Speedy recovery

///M Houbi · 06-10-2018, 05:58 PM

Oh boy....

GET BETTER SOON!

Who's on first · 06-10-2018, 06:29 PM

Everything is fragile.

I repeat this to myself every now and again.

Heal quickly!!

M2LA · 06-13-2018, 01:56 AM

as someone that has been there I am very sorry. let me guess, popping 5mg of oxycodone and 800mg ibuprofen like candy huh, pretty horrific pain. really sucks, very sorry. worst part when you get that off is the atrophy and kind of learning how to walk again. was a slow process for me, I am post 1 decade and really just now feel whole again but everyone is different so I wish you a speedy mend and a full recovery

M2LA · 06-13-2018, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afwares

It wasn't a scooter accident at all, was it...What happened, did she catch you in bed with her sister? Her mother? Both?

Everyone always loves to blame scooters & speed bumps.

Speedy recovery, Evel.

classic, you are a riot

lnwlf7 · 06-13-2018, 03:58 AM

Wish a speedy recovery Mr.!

Artemis · 06-14-2018, 01:30 PM

Got some ///Medical Performance Parts installed:

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randyt · 06-14-2018, 08:13 PM

<shudder>
No duct tape?

champignon · 06-14-2018, 08:32 PM

You're in the hospital, this is what you need:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgFsUuqdlQI

Artemis · 06-14-2018, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by champignon

You're in the hospital, this is what you need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgFsUuqdlQI

I asked the doctors to upload all Alps & Dolomites mountain passes into my system:

champignon · 06-14-2018, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artemis

I asked the doctors to upload all Alps & Dolomites mountain passes into my system:

[VIDEO]

I'd prefer the nurse with the big boobs :-)

Tag · 06-15-2018, 12:25 AM

Whoa, just saw this. Sorry to hear about your injury Artemis.

Wishing you a speedy and full recovery.

And now for something completely different...

F87_LCI · 06-15-2018, 02:17 AM

That's a lot of new hardware...airport security is going to love you.

Hopefully you can say..."The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

Get well soon Artemis !!

Karmic Man · 06-15-2018, 02:59 AM

Ouch...get well soon

boostm3 · 06-15-2018, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artemis

Got some ///Medical Performance Parts installed:

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Nice... Carbon Fiber?

Artemis · 06-15-2018, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostm3

Nice... Carbon Fiber?

Titanium.

RedCarrot · 06-18-2018, 03:13 PM

Speedy recovery.

It's a shame I don't live closer to you. I would've offered to take your 1M out for a weekly car wash while you are stuck in bed

M3 Adjuster · 06-20-2018, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedCarrot

Speedy recovery.

It's a shame I don't live closer to you. I would've offered to take your 1M out for a weekly car wash while you are stuck in bed

he sold it for an M2 so...

06-10-2018, 08:33 AM	#23
///M² Lieutenant 283 Rep 399 Posts Drives: 2017 BMW M2 6MT Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0) Garage List 2017 BMW M2 [0.00]	Damn that sucks!! Trying to figure out which is more painful, not being able to drive the M2 or being busted up. Get well soon!! __________________ '17 BMW M2 LBB 6MT MPE '13 BMW 335i Estoril Blue - sold
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06-10-2018, 09:07 AM	#24
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06-10-2018, 09:10 AM	#25
McGary911 Captain 472 Rep 682 Posts Drives: 2017 LBB M2 DCT Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: St Johns, FL iTrader: (0)	Ouch. Get better. The car will be there when you're upright again. __________________ 2004 E46 ///M3 SMG Convertible Carbon Blk\Imola 2017 LBB ///M2 DCT 2013 Porsche Boxster S
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06-10-2018, 09:54 AM	#26
Fear-Mongrel Lieutenant 1184 Rep 571 Posts Drives: 2018 M2 LCI 6MT LBB Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Chandler, AZ iTrader: (0)	It wasn't a scooter accident at all, was it...What happened, did she catch you in bed with her sister? Her mother? Both? Everyone always loves to blame scooters & speed bumps. Speedy recovery, Evel.
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06-10-2018, 09:57 AM	#27
TMR013 Opus Angelus 425 Rep 1,267 Posts Drives: 2018 LBB M2 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Chandler, AZ iTrader: (0)	OUCH! Well there goes my plan to buy a scooter to save W&T on the M2. Speedy recovery
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06-10-2018, 05:58 PM	#28
///M Houbi Major 1655 Rep 1,237 Posts Drives: M2 Competition Join Date: May 2018 Location: Switzerland iTrader: (0) Garage List 2019 M2 Competition [0.00] 2003 E46 330Ci [0.00]	Oh boy.... GET BETTER SOON!
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06-10-2018, 06:29 PM	#29
Who's on first Brigadier General 2464 Rep 3,803 Posts Drives: A-10C Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Maryland iTrader: (2)	Everything is fragile. I repeat this to myself every now and again. Heal quickly!!
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06-13-2018, 01:56 AM	#30
M2LA Private First Class 125 Rep 165 Posts Drives: 2017 M2 - AW EX MT6 ACP Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (0)	jesus fuck as someone that has been there I am very sorry. let me guess, popping 5mg of oxycodone and 800mg ibuprofen like candy huh, pretty horrific pain. really sucks, very sorry. worst part when you get that off is the atrophy and kind of learning how to walk again. was a slow process for me, I am post 1 decade and really just now feel whole again but everyone is different so I wish you a speedy mend and a full recovery
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06-13-2018, 03:58 AM	#32
lnwlf7 Enlisted Member 29 Rep 45 Posts Drives: M3 E90 JB 6MT, M2 MG DCT, 525d Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: . iTrader: (0) Garage List 2002 BMW 525i [0.00] 2017 BMW M2 [0.00] 2009 BMW M3 [0.00]	Wish a speedy recovery Mr.!
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06-14-2018, 01:30 PM	#33
Artemis Moderator 29363 Rep 13,097 Posts Drives: BMW M2 Competition Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	Got some ///Medical Performance Parts installed: __________________ ///M is art ↔ Artemis
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06-14-2018, 08:13 PM	#34
randyt Second Lieutenant 225 Rep 243 Posts Drives: 2018 MGM 6MT M2 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Rockville, Maryland iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW M2 [0.00]	<shudder> No duct tape?
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06-14-2018, 08:32 PM	#35
champignon Disrupter 1566 Rep 2,484 Posts Drives: 1M;Z3M Cp;135is Vert, 996TT Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Idaho iTrader: (0)	You're in the hospital, this is what you need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgFsUuqdlQI __________________ Disappointing People for Two Centuries; 3 Pedal Fanatic
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06-15-2018, 12:25 AM	#38
Tag this is the way 18139 Rep 8,518 Posts Drives: N-1 starfighter Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago iTrader: (3)	Whoa, just saw this. Sorry to hear about your injury Artemis. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. And now for something completely different...
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06-15-2018, 02:17 AM	#39
F87_LCI Lieutenant Colonel 1787 Rep 1,718 Posts Drives: 2018 LBB F87 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North iTrader: (1)	That's a lot of new hardware...airport security is going to love you. Hopefully you can say..."The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle." Get well soon Artemis !!
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06-15-2018, 02:59 AM	#40
Karmic Man Lieutenant Colonel 1996 Rep 1,759 Posts Drives: M2C Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: World iTrader: (0)	Ouch...get well soon
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06-18-2018, 03:13 PM	#43
RedCarrot Second Lieutenant 231 Rep 207 Posts Drives: '18 AW M2 Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Boston iTrader: (1)	Speedy recovery. It's a shame I don't live closer to you. I would've offered to take your 1M out for a weekly car wash while you are stuck in bed __________________ Gone but not forgotten: '14 Corvette Stingray (2014-2017) '05 Boxster S (2005 - 2014) '00 S2000 (2000-2005)
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