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      03-08-2016, 01:02 PM   #89
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...of your many Mod's.....which one if the favorite Mod?
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1MOREMOD Thanks for doing this. I have a unique problem that needs your advice. I have an Uncle Milty sized cock. Most women have turned me down since they say, "hell no, that thing is not fitting in here." It's very disheartening since I just want to be loved. Should I get business cards made up with the size of my gargantuan piece and hand out to the ladies before sex or should I wait until their eyes pop out of their heads?
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Hi 1MOREMOD Been a fan forever. Thanks for taking my post. So like, if you are going to break up with your girl, right. And you go over and she looks all hot and stuff, right. And she starts coming on to you and everything. Like, is it ok to go ahead and bang her and THEN break up with her? Or do you have to tell her first and let her decide? Thanks man. Really enjoy your show.
Of course hit it. Then while your looking for something else tag it some more.
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...of your many Mod's.....which one if the favorite Mod?
Mcs coil overs, new Omp halo seats and st40.
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If you could only do one more mod, what would it be?
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Hah... I had a friend in high school who had a LeCar. We didn't have hipsters back then, but ... oh my God... he was a hipster before it was cool. Literally, he was OG hipster. Also ended up being gay (or at least bi, but I am pretty sure the girls were just to try not to be labeled as gay, which failed.) That car was an epic pile of crap.
Oh the traumas I could share...

And I will, right after I have had my much needed two hours of sleep.
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What do you think of non-creatine-based preworkout formulas?


Also, what do you think of BSN's products?


No one else commented after my Hyper FX post in the pre-workout thread in the Fitness subforum, so I figured I'd ask the master.
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How do you keep your Women in line?
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How do I keep lasagna sheets from sticking together when boiling them?
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What do you think of non-creatine-based preworkout formulas?


Also, what do you think of BSN's products?


No one else commented after my Hyper FX post in the pre-workout thread in the Fitness subforum, so I figured I'd ask the master.
I guess I don't pay particular attention to whether they have creatine or not just how much energy or boost in performance I feel.

Can't comment haven't used many. Only one I can think of is nitrix that i have now and use sometimes on arm day for extra pump, vascularity.
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Pimp hand, don't tell the wife or I will get beat.
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I guess I don't pay particular attention to whether they have creatine or not just how much energy or boost in performance I feel.

Can't comment haven't used many. Only one I can think of is nitrix that i have now and use sometimes on arm day for extra pump, vascularity.
Do yours contain sodium bicarbonate?


Also, I appreciate the grammar and punctuation you used in your response.
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How do I keep lasagna sheets from sticking together when boiling them?
Let the wife cook it. Not your problem. Or drink heavily during production, won't care. Actually rinse with cold water after cooking is usually sufficient.
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Do yours contain sodium bicarbonate?


Also, I appreciate the grammar and punctuation you used in your response.
Not sure why that would be in any product, use tums.

Yeah, I throw in random punctuation, just for you.
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Not sure why that would be in any product, use tums.

Yeah, I throw in ramdom punctuation, just for you.
Apparently it assists with bloodstream absorption.


Thank you sir. I aspire to have traps like you, one day.
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Ah well. The rest will do fine.
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Pro tip - cover your weak spots with tattoos. Soon my legs will be entirely covered.
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