[Artemis]

Originally Posted by Dee Pee

As a formerly long-suffering Alfisti in remission I offer the only sane advice I can about this marque from Dee Pee's Rules of Life:
9. Driving an Italian car is like dating a stripper: 10% fun and enjoying the envy of others; 90% lamenting the cost, maintenance, and tendency towards explosive drama.

Alfa Romeo:

Alfie: "ln every doomed relationship, there comes what l like to call «The Uh-Oh Moment». When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenIy you stop and you think: «Uh-oh, iceberg ahead.»''