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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls
Annoyed by you.
Punched the door because my speedbag is set up next to it and the door wasn't fully closed.
I'm left handed, and when I walked by the bag did an exaggerated "power" hit and hit my hand on the door due to full extension of my arm.
I use my left hand to masturbate.
When you masturbate, you grasp your penis- unless you're some kind of freak (I'm assuming like you) and use foreign objects other than your hand.
I can't grasp/apply pressure without feeling pain in my left middle area of the thumb.
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I thought everyone owned a fleshlight
