Just got my car back from its 1200 mile service (went in at only 1007 miles). Printed out a banner that says "DO NOT WASH"and left it on the dash. dropped off the car and SA even made a joke, "oh, so i guess you want us to give the car a good wash?", and thought we were cool. got the text saying work is done so came to pick up the car. sure enough, those bloody buggers STILL washed my friggin car!
anyhow, i attached the invoice for reference